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14.06.2025 00:48

They put up a sign reading
Next, they tried...
Loons and Moons
What was your first gay male experience?
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Hysterias & Posteriors
share office space ...
I have a "fat pussy" and I'm super self cautions about it. Do guys think it's gross?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Just Forget it!
No way
Why am I sweating so much when I try to do anything?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good
Everyone loved it.
So, the docs changed it to read
Another attempt resulted in ...
Thumbs down again.
Who is the beast of Revelation 13?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Why does my private parts itch so much during certain periods?
Then came..
Catatonics & High Colonics
Freaks and Cheeks
Is having white skin really that attractive?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Unacceptable again!
Nuts and Butts
Why did my ex replace me so fast?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No, not a chance
Still no good.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Minds and Behinds
No go.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So they tried
How do you identify a woman player?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones