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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

14.06.2025 00:48

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

They put up a sign reading

Next, they tried...

Loons and Moons

What was your first gay male experience?

Hysterias & Posteriors

share office space ...

I have a "fat pussy" and I'm super self cautions about it. Do guys think it's gross?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Just Forget it!

No way

Why am I sweating so much when I try to do anything?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Still no good

Everyone loved it.

If Russia needs the resources to fund the war in Ukraine, why doesn’t it throw open its doors to visa free western tourism? Enough people would be interested, & it would start to get some hard currency as €, CHF, £, SEK, $, JPY in the tills at shops.

So, the docs changed it to read

Another attempt resulted in ...

Thumbs down again.

Who is the beast of Revelation 13?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Why does my private parts itch so much during certain periods?

Then came..

Catatonics & High Colonics

Freaks and Cheeks

Is having white skin really that attractive?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Unacceptable again!

Nuts and Butts

Why did my ex replace me so fast?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No, not a chance

Still no good.

Is it true that most people in Québec are bilingual in French and English? If so, why do they often identify as monolingual?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Minds and Behinds

Is GATE tougher than JEE?

No go.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

So they tried

How do you identify a woman player?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

What kind of person does a narcissist hate?